Telford went where he was sent
He didn't give a damn
He went to Okinawa
He went to Viet Nam
He got good suckee and good fuckee
From ol' Mama-san
He crossed the sea to Germany
And drove the Autobahn
Until at last he bought the farm
He's deader than a brick
And on his stone we wrote: "I told
you bastards I was sick!"
completed 21 October 2011
R.I.P. Hank Telford (1938-2011)