...and I'm proud to be *pew* *pew* *pew* *ka-ZING* [gack! oof!] an American *ratatatatatatata* *blooey* [arrgghhh! screech!] where at least I know *pop* *pop* *pop* *pow* *pow* [gurgle! groan! spurt! spew!] I'm free *BLAM!!!!!!!!* [thud! croak!]...
3 October 2017
